Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way consumers become infuriated by goddamn blinking TV box things.
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The Onion… so good even news old enough to drive is still relevant.
Such a classic, been revisiting it every few months for years. The reason this bit works is that it sounds like something that someone's dad would say at Christmas when there is a new device malfunctioning, but in a tone of a news segment about a press release, as if Sony designed it to not fucking work.
Sounds like someone at the Onion got *super frustrated* setting up there PS3
What did I do?!
I just got the 4.5 gigafarts per megashit model. Just need to figure how this piece of shit works.
Apple's got the stupid piece of shit market cornered nowadays
Nvidia 2025
My favourite thing about this in 2025 is that 800GB was an absurdist number when it was made
Anyone here randomly in 2025?
iPhones in a nutshell
LMAO
Fucking, SONY!!!! MmmmmmmeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a company ever used the phrase "Just buy the Shit" id give in
2:02 Love how they slid in the phrase "time vampire."
Hey guys I just woke up from a 27 year coma but anyways what the fuck did these cunts release this time?
All of the other pages it takes you to are Sony support, I'm dying 😂
😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂
RYOKO Pro anyone 😂 lmao this videos a classic 😂
this entire title is language you are NOT ALLOWED you use anymore. SHAME ON YOU the onion. YOU – yes, you, the onion – would vilify and hate anyone using this language nowadays. you have mocked yourselves. you should be ashamed. "stupid piece of shit". that's HATE SPEECH. go to hell.
That was hilarious, the part where he said he wants people to be screaming at there useless tech and then getting frustrated at the end because not even he can get it to work😂
They're making a new one with more features that don't work, and its expensiver
OH MY GOD. THEY PREDICTED THE PS5 PRO.
I wish this was the news
The Onion if it was written by Vivziepop
Feels like I'm in the Scary movie universe when I watch these videos.
Time Vampire
Kids dont know what we had to go through until we got more user friendly
I could make a home version of an escape room under this concept using a raspberry pi. You'd have to figure out how to operate it
I looped this for 30 minutes
PS5 Pro in a nutshell
state of play is still garbage that doesn't fucking work with remastered and remastered and new IP's from the creators of returnal. and also NO GTA 6 TRAILER 2 this time in 2025
1:05–1:15 will never, ever not make me laugh. I could be imminently falling to my death and if it played in my headphones I'd still laugh.
Anyone else crying from laughing at this?
true😅
Has 4 buttons
None of them do anything
1:39 it doesnt even make sense lmfao
-and even IF you get used to it, it forces updates and you have no choice because they're working around the clock making sure it gets more confusing and impossible to use
seeing this 16 years later my brain keeps saying its ai but you know IT WAS 16YEARS AGO!
This so relevant right
I love how the commentary gets angrier and more profane every time it changes. The last one is the best – anyone who’s ever tried to hook up anything to their TV will completely understand….
This describes AI so well.
spider man 2 port
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Upvote this comment if PSN is STILL down when you see it.
"A labyrthine maze of indecipherable topics of use to fucking no one." is so perfectly delivered
I don't know how the reporters keep a straight face when they read the news, it's beyond me..